Jokes for all occasions: treasure trove

An old negro, who had almost attained the century mark, nearly blind, almost completely disabled, without friends, relations, or money, felt himself about to die, and stealthily made his way into a farmer’s barn, where he burrowed into the haymow. But the farmer had observed the man’s entrance, and after getting his shotgun, he hurried to the barn.

“I got you!” he cried savagely. “Dog gone you! I got you!”

The moribund derelict thrust his black face from the mow, and showed his toothless gums in a grin, as he answered:

“An’ a great git you got!”