Jokes for all occasions: railroad

A railroad was opened through a remote region, and on the first run over the line, the engineer overtook a country boy riding his horse along the road bed. The engineer whistled, and the boy whipped. The train was forced to a crawl with the cowcatcher fairly nipping at the horse’s heels. Finally, the engineer leaned from the cab window and shouted:

“You dum fool, why dont ye git offen the track?”

The fleeting boy screamed an answer:

“No, sirree! Ye’d ketch me in a jiffy on thet-thar ploughed ground.”