Jokes for all occasions: preacher

A colored deacon who was the leader in a congregation down South, wrote to the bishop to explain the need of a minister for the church. He concluded his appeal as follows:

“Send us a Bishop to preach. If you can’t send us a Bishop, send us a Sliding Elder. If you can’t send a Sliding Elder, send us a Stationary Preacher. If you can’t spare him, send us a Circus Eider. If you can’t spare him, send us a Locust Preacher. And if you can’t send a Locust Preacher, send us an Exhauster.”