Jokes for all occasions: military discipline

The raw recruit was on sentry duty. He had a piece of pie, which he had brought from the canteen, and proceeded to enjoy it. Just then, the colonel happened along, and scowled at the sentry, who paid no attention to him whatever.

“Do you know who I am?” the officer demanded.

The sentry shook his head. “Mebby, the veterinarian, or the barber, or mebby the colonel himself.” The sentry laughed loudly at his own wit. But he wiltered as the officer sternly declared his identity.

“Oh good land!” the recruit cried out in consternation. “Please, hold this pie while I present arms.”