Jokes for all occasions: kisses

The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, appealed to the clergyman in a loud whisper, at the close of the ceremony:

“Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?”

The clergyman might have replied:

“Not yet, but soon.”

* * *

The young man addressed the old grouch:

“When a fellow has taken a girl to a show, and fed her candy, and given her supper, and taken her home in a taxi, shouldn’t she let a fellow kiss her good-night?”

The old grouch snorted.

“Humph! He’s already done more than enough for her.”