The bridegroom, who was in a horribly nervous condition, appealed to the clergyman in a loud whisper, at the close of the ceremony:
“Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?”
The clergyman might have replied:
“Not yet, but soon.”
* * *
The young man addressed the old grouch:
The old grouch snorted.
“Humph! He’s already done more than enough for her.”