Jokes for all occasions: illustration

Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill. The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

“Now, how did that happen?” the foreman demanded.

“Sure,” was the explanation, “I was jist doin’ like this when,—bejabers, there’s another gone!”