Jokes for all occasions: identity

The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with a strange woman who appeared at his wicket to have a check cashed.

“But, madam,” he advised her, “you will have to get some one to introduce you before I can pay you the money on this check.”

The woman stared at him disdainfully.

“Sir!” she said haughtily. “I wish you to understand that I am here strictly on business. I am not making a social call. I do not care to know you.”