Jokes for all occasions: hard to please

The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the beach for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and rumbled in a threatening bass voice:

“What the blazes d’ye mean, photographin’ my wife? I saw ye when ye done it.”

The man addressed cringed, and replied placatingly:

“You’re mistaken, really! I wouldn’t think of doing such a thing.”

“Ye wouldn’t, eh?” the surly husband growled, still more savagely. “And why not? I’d like to know. She’s the handsomest woman on the beach.”