“Haven’t you anybody to play with?” she inquired sympathetically.
The boy shook his head forlornly, as he explained:
“I have one friend—but I hate him!”
* * *
The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among the members of the congregation. The letter opened in this form:
“I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen, because I know you so well.”