Jokes for all occasions: french

An American tourist in France found that he had a two hours’ wait for his train at a junction, and set out to explore the neighborhood. He discovered at last that he was lost, and could not find his way back to the station. He therefore addressed a passer-by in the best French he could recollect from his college days, mispronouncing it with great emphasis. He voiced his request for information as follows:

“Pardonnez-moi. J’ai quitté ma train et maintenant je ne sais pas où le trouver encore. Est-ce que vous pouvez me montrer le route à la train?”

“Let’s look for it together,” said the stranger genially. “I don’t speak French, either.”