Jokes for all occasions: experience

The baby pulled brother’s hair until he yelled from the pain of it. The mother soothed the weeping boy:

“Of course, she doesn’t know how badly it hurts.” Then she left the room.

She hurried back presently on hearing frantic squalling from baby.

“What in the world is the matter with her?” she questioned anxiously.

“Nothin’ ‘tall,” brother replied contentedly. “Only now she knows.”